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dwirch

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Got a call from the 'Warranty Service Center'

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So this dude calls me up, says he works for "The Warranty Service Center". He says the factory warranty on my 2008 Dodge Caravan is expiring soon, and he would like to offer me extended coverage. Alarm bells. I haven't owned this van for a couple years now, having replaced it with a Lexus. However, I decided to have a little fun with the guy. I let him know that I no longer had the rig, and he immediately asked what kind of vehicle I replaced it with. So I told him it is a 2012 Lamborghini Aventador. I could tell he immediately saw dollar signs, as his keyboard clacked away looking up the info for it. During idle chit chat, he asked me what I did for a living, to be able to afford such a nice vehicle. I told him I couldn't tell him, it was classified, but the job does afford me certain amenities. I let him know that the down side is that I am constantly looking over my shoulder to ensure nobody is sneaking up behind me. By this point he can't find the car in his system, so he is beginning to tell me that Italian sports cars aren't covered. Halfway through this, I mutter, "Oh my god, they found me." Right when the last word of the sentence is out of my mouth, the firecracker that I just lit goes off with a bang. I drop the phone on the desk, wait a few seconds, then hang up the receiver. A few minutes goes by, and the phone rings. Of course, I don't answer. Several minutes later, the phone rings again. Once again, no answer. I don't know what was happening on the other end of the line, but I never heard from the guy or the company again.

Nick

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This is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

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