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A lion killed and ate a bull. Afterwards it felt so wonderful it just roared and roared. A hunter heard him roar and shot him. Moral: If you're full of bull, you'd better keep your mouth shut.

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One good joke deserves another:

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

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