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Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

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When baseball great Ty Cobb was 70, a reporter asked him, "What do you think you'd hit if you were playing in this era?"

Cobb, a lifetime .367 hitter, said, "About .290, maybe .300."

The reporter nodded. "That's because of the travel, the night games, the artificial turf and all the new pitches like the slider, right?"

"No," said Cobb, "it's because I'm 70."

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