IT Alignments
Working with the IT department can be challenging. Here are the different good and evil alignments that you may find familiar.
| Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good |
| Makes a ticket for you before working on your issue. | Fixes it for you, but asks you to make a ticket afterward for tracking purposes. | Fixes it for you with no tracking at all. |
| Lawful Neutral | Neutral | Chaotic Neutral |
| Refuses to work on your issue without a ticket. To do otherwise would be anarchy. | Fixes all issues in the order they came in regardless of pressure or bribery. Your emergency is not ITs emergency. | Fixes it for you if you bring in a good bribe, like bacon or cookies. |
| Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil |
| Forces you to make a ticket, then asks you to justify why your issue is more important than every other ticket. | May or may not fix your issue, since obviously the real problem here is you, not your computer. | Fixes your issue quickly and cheerfully, then tells the CEO that the servers went down because you were wasting ITs time with your petty problems |
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