SysAdmin Excuse Generator
Being a system administrator can be a tough gig. We work hard to provide a high level of reliability and availability of our systems, which makes the lives of our end users easier. However, things happen from time to time, and you may need to provide a root cause as to why a problem occurred. But sometimes, it can be difficult to pinpoint.
Make your life easier by using this excuse generator to feed a root cause to your inquisitors.
You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish (from most tunefs man pages)
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Did you know you can embed this content in to your own apps and web pages? Well, you need to code a bit yourself, but you can get this, stripped of all the rest of the fluff, by using the service mode.