SysAdmin Excuse Generator

Being a system administrator can be a tough gig. We work hard to provide a high level of reliability and availability of our systems, which makes the lives of our end users easier. However, things happen from time to time, and you may need to provide a root cause as to why a problem occurred. But sometimes, it can be difficult to pinpoint.

Make your life easier by using this excuse generator to feed a root cause to your inquisitors.

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