Achievements for tool
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| Achievement | Description | Points |
|---|---|---|
| It was DNS | Successfully prove that DNS was in fact the problem | 10 |
| I took down the whole network | Apply changes during the middle of a work day, without first saving the running config to the startup config | 100 |
| Windows patch broke the server | Temporarily make a server or service unavailable due to applying vendor prescribed patches or updates | 20 |
| MSP didn't provide much service | Easy. Happens so often you should be able to amass quickly | 1 |
| Running with Scissors | Enabled unsecure service due to vendor requirement | 20 |
| Mission accomplished | Closed Ticket because user no longer works here. | 30 |
| Hands Free | When you're here and I try that, it suddenly works | 5 |
| Just the Tip | Resolve a support ticket by properly plugging in a cable that was only partially plugged in. | 5 |
| Peon | With a senior title, drop everything to fix a CEO's minor issue | -5 |
| Who, me? | Dumpster some critical service and successfully recover it without anybody realizing it was all your fault. | 500 |
| Down the Well | Dropped a table in production | 100 |
| Cut it off | Truncate table in production | 80 |
| Claustrophobia | Get sealed into any crawlspace by a non-IT worker who didn't know you were in there. | -100 |
| Brain Bleach, STAT | Get scarred for life by having to review CCTV footage | -100 |
| Animal Control | Determine that a network problem is caused by local wildlife and successfully remove them from the premises | 500 |
| F*#k it, we'll do it live! | Successfully set up a production system you have no training for without vendor help. | 1000 |
| Grossly Incandescent | Legitimately blame light fixtures for a problem | 200 |
| How Do You Know That? | Use skills obtained in a non-IT hobby to fix an IT problem. | 250 |
| IT Crowd | Resolve issue by rebooting | 5 |
| The Desk Rabbit | When working under desk/table, user doesn't realize you're there and resumes working | 50 |
| Reconfigure the Primary Power Coupling | resolve issue by plugging it in | 5 |
| Completionist | Carry out password resets for every user in an org | 50 |
| Easter Egg | Find something unexpected and noteworthy of a predecessor/old system | 25 |
| The Ol' Switcheroo | Onboard and Deactivate the same user without them ever starting work | 10 |
| Quickie | Quick question from clueless coworker while on your way to fix urgent issue | 10 |
| Your place or mine? | Fix a client's problem by going to their house | 20 |
| Not My Monkey | Successfully hand off an issue you have nothing to do with | 50 |
| Walmart Greeter | Successfully roll back a change before anyone notices | 100 |
| You're alone on this one, Son | When you have a problem and even the company's support cannot help you because it never happened to anyone else in the world. | -250 |
| I am the one | Find a resolution to an error code that isn't documented anywhere online and post the fix. | 1000000 |
| Its not me, its you | ISP says there is nothing wrong on their end, because no one else is reporting it. Later it is deemed to be on their end | 50 |
| Nakatomi Plaza | A critical hard drive failure takes the system down | -50 |
| John McClane | You successfully recover the system from backups | 100 |
| That was easy | Fix something just by walking into the room | 50 |
| Miracle worker | Fix something that everyone else thought was unfixable | 100 |
| Ghetto Boys | Take home a decommissioned piece of hardware to destroy it in an act of vengeance for all the trouble it caused | 1000 |
| VMify and forget it | Convert a failing physical server to a VM to avoid having to rebuild it from scratch | 250 |
| Obscurist | Find the answer to your issue beyond the 10th page of your Google search | 200 |
| Inception | Deploy a virtual server inside a virtual server | 150 |
| Fired | Tell a user how incompetent they truely are | 2500 |
| Masochist | Accidentally volunteer for work you didn't want to do | -200 |
| Security Specialist | Catch a user doing something illegal | 150 |
| The Whisperer | An end user you've trained successfully recognizes and deletes a malicious email | 200 |
| Leroy Jenkins | Tell the CTO what you really think | 1000 |
| It Was a Good Day | Consume a healthy lunch, work out, close all tickets and go home on time | 250 |
| Full Circle | Fix an issue after finding a solution you posted online and forgot about | 150 |
| I'm taking credit anyway | The user thanked you for fixing their problem. You didn't fix it and have no idea why or how it went away on it's own | 100 |
| Aw Fuck | Execute a command that reset the NIC, while logged in remotely | -100 |
| Aw Fuck Deluxe | Get an Aww Fuck while more than 4 hours drive from the device in question | -2500 |
| Don't wake Daddy | Successfully patch production environment during off hours without user opening a down ticket during the restarts | 150 |
| I like to live dangerously | deploy to production on Friday after 3pm | 50 |
| Dr. Dump | Diagnosed Issue from Memory Dump | 50 |
| Lie Detector | Audit logs prove the client broke it | 100 |
| Your first time? | use a standard serial cable on APC UPS and bring the whole rack down | 100 |
| Ooopsie | accidentaly reboot the wrong server | 20 |
| Hey while your here | Get asked to fix another issue not related to why you were there in the first place | 10 |
| Buddha | Worked a whole day and never spoke to a human soul | 100 |
| Areola Bold | Find a user's porn stash in their fonts folder | 25 |
| Terminator | Execute sudo rm -rfv --no-preserve-root / | -5000 |
| That's a penis! | Discover a user is looking at porn on the company network | 5 |
| I'm in! | Use an exploit to break in to your own equipment because the creds aren't known | 50 |
| Murder | Automate another user out of a job | 25 |
| You Shall Not Pass | Wiped out permissions for thousands of users cause of xcacls | 10 |
| Momma taught me good | Successfully complete a month of backups | 300 |
| Failure's Not an Option | Recover virtual environment after SAN controllers fail to failover properly | 99 |
| What's That Smell? | Stay at work for over 36 hours | 13 |
| End of an Era | spinup/spindown of a datacenter | 100 |
| RTFM | Find the solution for something by reading the product manual | 25 |
| Robot Overlord | Write scripts to automate menial, time consuming, life draining tasks. | 1 |
| Jedi Mind Trick | Get a problem user or client to admit they were totally wrong without making them feel bad | 50 |
| yOu'Re a WiZarD!!1 | Fix a simple problem (i.e. compact and repair a DB, plug a cable in, etc.), leaving the user in complete awe of your unrivaled technical prowess | 50 |
| Scream Test Artist | Solve a mystery by turning something off and waiting for someone to complain in order to figure out what the hell it is | 100 |
| Task Failed Successfully | Recieve a self-contradicting error message | 20 |
| Just doin' my job ma'am | Maintain professionalism when the user is gushing after you fix something | 100 |
| You do not talk about Fight Club | Come up with the perfect pun to put in a password and tell no one | 500 |
| Where is your God now? | Crash Task Manager | 2500 |
| DBAs Friend | Successfully patched production database with untested script | 10000 |
| Russian Roulette | Successfully reboot a server with over 600 days of uptime | 250 |
| Gutenberg | Wrote the guide to fix an issue that the vendor themselves couldn't fix | 50 |
| Hasta la Vista, Baby! | Delete your own credentials from the network after being laid off | -1000 |
| Trick Shot | Accurately identify an issue without even looking at it | 50 |
| Nothing more permanent | Create a temporary fix that becomes the permanent solution | -1000 |
| What did you just do? | Cause an outage by unplugging the wrong cable | -50 |
| And now his watch is ended | Decommission a machine that's been in production more than ten years | 1500 |
| Oooh! Shiny! | Take home a piece of hardware that is no longer required by the business | 1000 |
| Total Points: 1016444 | ||